在網上發現了一段名為20 Reasons why Chocolate is better than Sex的文章，起初看了幾條還不覺的滯後越看越能莞爾一笑，於是就比較含蓄地翻譯了一下。我想和邪社的各位應該能理解其中奧妙吧，據說巧克力是一種能「調情」的食物，不是有一部愛情片叫《濃情巧克力》嘛。而且巧克力是Jimmy最喜歡的零食。
[1]You can GET chocolate. 巧克力唾手可得。 [2] 「If you love me you』ll swallow that」 has real meaning with chocolate. 「如果你愛我就吞下它」,這樣的話對巧克力才真的有意義 [3]Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.即使巧克力變軟它也能滿足你。 [4]You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 邊吃巧克力變開車沒有危險。 [5]You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 你可以一直存儲巧克力。 [6]You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 你可以當著你媽的面吃巧克力。 [7]If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won』t mind. 如果你用力過度咬了堅果，巧克力不會在意。 [8]Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. [9]The word 「commitment」 doesn』t scare off chocolate. 承諾不會嚇跑巧克力。 [10]You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 在工作檯上放著巧克力並讓你的同時感到尷尬。 [11]You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 你可以向從未照過面的陌生人要巧克力。 [12]You don』t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 吃巧克力不會把毛發帶到嘴里。 [13]With chocolate there』s no need to fake it. 不必對巧克力有所偽裝。 [14]Chocolate doesn』t make you pregnant. 吃巧克力又不會懷孕的咯！ [15]You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 你可以在任何時候讓巧克力在你嘴中逗留。 [16]Good chocolate is easy to find. 美味的巧克力很容易找到。 [17]You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 你可以有很多種巧克力並很好地處置他們。 [18]You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 年齡與吃的巧克力無關。 [19]When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. 你巧克力並不會妨礙到你的鄰居。 [20]With chocolate size doesn』t matter. 巧克力的好壞與大小無關。
來源：和邪社
